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[challenge entry] help is at hand
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From the Alternative Medicine challenge. See all 199 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:22, archived)
# I find Anne Widdicombe
oddly arousing actually. No clue why.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# has it been a while?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# No
to my continuing amazement I have an actual girlfriend who helps me with these things on occasion.

I think the Widdicombe thing is because I saw her on telly once being interviewed by some braying cocksure upstart and she calmly and decisively smacked his bitch ass the fuck down by being a lot cleverer and better informed than him. Gives me the right raging horn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)
# it's OK
the books arranged in sections, you can skip those pages

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you might like this too:

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and in case it's MPs that gets you going:
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(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:24, archived)
# *furiously wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Try this then!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'd recognize Terry's cock anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:47, archived)
# also would
even with Terry's bod. Maybe especially with Terry's bod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:40, archived)
# she has big fucking tits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:44, archived)
# De-ris
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

clickies
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 10:48, archived)
# was anyone RISsing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# The Viagra adverts say to get medical help if an erection lasts more than 4 hours
The hell with that...if I get a boner lasting four hours I'm calling the newspapers...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Carol Vorderman
does it for me

Warning: will cause loss of wood

(rogerzilla, Sun 10 Jan 2010, 18:52, archived)