As Bertrand Russell once said
I'm so fucking drunk I could piss at a sherry glass from 20 paces and hit everything but the glass.
I need to be abed.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:36,
archived)
really?
i must be bertrand russel!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 Jan 2010, 0:38,
archived)