No eye-dea.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03,
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that's it, i'm going to the shop
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04,
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An optician fell into the lens grinder
He made a spectacle of himself!
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Dad Joke,
Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:05,
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Are you just transcribing from a Gyles Brandreth Joke Book for Kids?
Incidentally, another optician was accused of sexual harassment after a customer said her glasses were falling apart and he offered her a little screw.
However, he was framed.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08,
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