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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahah
*belm*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
celebrityodor.com/2010/01/11/jack-nicholson-autograph-fail/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# ahahahaha!
*got back from lidl an hour ago*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:31, archived)
# nothing wrong with lidl, it just fits
I shop in lidl and aldi. It has a good reputation in germany. It's just cheap, but it's still quality produce. Shop in lidl and aldi, one and all!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# i like it
because it's the only place locally i can get lentils. also, 2 weeks' shopping has just cost me under £12
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I have an aldi at the end of my road
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# lucky you!
the lidl is about half a mile away as the crow flies, but if you're walking, it's a lot further and involves a hill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Mine involves a flat road and crossing a busy road and Im there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:55, archived)
# oh well, at least i get a bit of exercise
and don't have to get the bus to the strand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Arf!
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# haha
wasn't she in "Green Card" with Gerard Depardieu? I forget her name, but this picture has made certain dim memories a little less dim.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Isn't it Andie Macdowell?
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Shandy Mactrowels
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# yes she was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I would never have remembered without seeing Tribs' pre-make up mock-up
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# i would, unfortunately
that film was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:35, archived)
# bwababaaaahahahaha *coughs up custard cream*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# an improvement on te original
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 13 Jan 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Phwoar.
I'm kerrazy for that Michael Bolton, me. Even when he is looking a tad pale.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahaha, Michael Bolton is an abberation
I doubt I'll make it to the bash, I'm currently in a world of shit financially. I need a decent job.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# You're a doctor, ffs.
How much money do you people need?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I'm still in the same research job I was doing to become a doctor though.
I need a real job, where I do something useful and get paid a sensible amount of money. I currently get paid for 20 hours a week despite working 40. (well, 40 minus b3ta-time)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:41, archived)
# The answer's obvious.
Play the fucking drums.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# I would, but I have the problem of not being able to find my USB drum kit, which may well be shit
and never having played the drums, except when my drummer went for a piss.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Anyone who attended the October Derby bash will be able to assure you
that all one really requires is a walking stick and a fire extinguisher.
Oh, and a moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I've got a scruffy beard, does that count?
It does sound like a whole lot of fun, but there is no cash, and birmingham is miles away from germany.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:52, archived)
# And so all you need is a walking stick, a fire extinguisher and a moustache.
Or, failing that, a drumkit and a moustache. Scruffy or otherwise. Mine's quite scruffy, but also ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Birmingham is covered in snow at the moment as well
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, but it's pretty undramatic snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# It's still snow dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Yep.
Undeniable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# It's looking quite grey.... let's hope for some more
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:19, archived)
# The view from my cul-de-sac window has been very pretty for several days now.
So yes, let's hope for some more!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:36, archived)
# What is musical and useful in a supermarket?
A Chopin Liszt!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Wolfgang Amadeus ShoppingTrolley
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:38, archived)
# GAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
*snaps*
*heads for belltower*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# *slaps sexily*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# *SPANGS*
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Ludwig Van NectarCard
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hello Redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:44, archived)
# "Gone Chopin, Bach in 5 minutes"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Alternative payoff: because you're worth shit

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:43, archived)
# oh
I'm going to pretend I didn't go for this because I thought it was too obvious. Yes, that's why I didn't go with this payoff.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Brightened my day
After watching a boring documentary about a chinese tourist boat.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Ooooh, where did it go?
Japan, USA, Australia?

Did it take any nice photos?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# China
Though if suddenly took off and flew to S.Korea it would have been an infinately better thing to watch.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:14, archived)
# this gladdens me
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:51, archived)
# What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the boat?
"Men, get on the boat!"
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Did he fuck!
I'm calling shenanigans. He never said that. He was Portuguese, FFS

EDIT: Or Italian. (maybe Spanish, no-one seems sure)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# He was distinctly yorpeean

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# which eye don't you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:00, archived)
# No eye-dea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# that's it, i'm going to the shop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# An optician fell into the lens grinder
He made a spectacle of himself!
(Dad Joke, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Are you just transcribing from a Gyles Brandreth Joke Book for Kids?
Incidentally, another optician was accused of sexual harassment after a customer said her glasses were falling apart and he offered her a little screw.
However, he was framed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahahahaha almighty
*woo*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahaha!
had I been thinking straight when i did this, I would have uised the filename

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Ooh, one is tempted to violently apply a frying pan to the face here
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 15:43, archived)