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# Pfft, anyone can draw this, see?


btw, AWESOME! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 9:59, archived)
# ha ha
Nothing better than a bit 'o breeze round the old man meats.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Especially when you're pissing into the wind :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:03, archived)
# :D
Now, I am not a leary / arsey drunk, in fact when under the influence you will usually find me quite sensible and law abiding and I can't stand pish'ed up violence or vandalism or for that matter people who pee up street furniture. However once a loooong time ago when in Newcastle I got very inebriated and late that night while walking/tumbling my way home along the quayside I realised I REALLY had to have a wee. Now the wind was very strong, and whopping the fleshy hose out, a thought occurred to me! "Aha if I wee into the wind it will all spray back on me!! You will not fool me o' zephyrs of the air!!!
Turning my back to the howling gale I let fly... only to find myself getting soaked as my wee wee sprayed back all over my jeans! I stumbled back and re-focussed only to see that I was peeing up a huge glass wall/ partition thing that surrounded a new quayside hotel development!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:12, archived)
# HAHAHAH
Drunken shenanigans :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
My best one was getting pissed and shagging on Fred's weather map:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# ha ha
I must've missed that episode of This Morning ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# You did that one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Man I love that, i want to feature it on my deviantart
Spankyou kind sir
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:01, archived)
# Hahaha yay :D
Glad you're not just offended and outraged by it :P
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:04, archived)
# It's now a mighty matador!
..being attacked by CDC's :o
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Also: a man with a shopping bag for an arm.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Fixed :D
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Fixed :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)