hahaha!i had a home tutor for a year, she was great! took me to chester with her son. better than the school field trip, we had dinner in a posh french restaurant and got to spend ages in the museum!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:19,
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The zoo was good too, although I haven't been there for years.I remember experiencing untold glee when a posh woman with a camera got covered in rhino piss.
it wasn't your tutor was it?
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Chumps 👀,
Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:25,
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not that i knowbut i did get half-chewed banana, coated in monkey spittle, hurled in my face. thus began my lifelong hatred of bananas.
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Mon 18 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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