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# Taxi!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Too soon, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# I keep trying to vote on this, but the link appears not to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 11:55, archived)
# then it's time to get dobbing!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
Sound advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnrhhghh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# dobb, dobdonnnnnnrrrgghh
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Anyone who hasn't heard the 'speech synthesis' on Quicksilva's 1982 Asteroids clone Spectrum abortion (erm, the title escapes me for the time being)
simply hasn't lived.

*EDIT* Meteor Storm.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:33, archived)
# I haven't
But I've heard the speach on Chase H.Q. on the Speccy 128k version.

"LET'S GOH MISTA DWIVER!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
I had that on the Amstrad, twas very funny

The bloke who did the voice for Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast reminded me of it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEq07NF2iOw
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:03, archived)
# "the console grates the warning 'Meteor Alert! Meteor Alert' "
I love the fact that they used the word 'grate' to cover up for the fact that it was the best they could do. 'Meteors' was the name of the game I recall.

Want to know something creepy - the subject line of this post has been spinning around my head for the last week.

I want help, and I want it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:45, archived)
# erm, could you be a tad more specific?
Everyone here has known you need some kind of help for quite a while now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I liked the little green pills
I can haz moar of doze?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Sure. There you go. Want a sick note?
Dead easy, this doctor lark. *banks £100,000 salary*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:00, archived)
# no I don't want a sick note
I want a nice thoughtful one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Easy peasy.
Dear Mrs Savalas,

Griffy is lovely, and so is his entire family. And all his/her friends too, probably.

Lotsa luv,


(sign here)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:12, archived)
# no. they aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:23, archived)
# fuck being a doctor
Spanish Air Traffic Controller is where the big bucks are
www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6991798.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:07, archived)
# this made me guffaw
click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:50, archived)