Did you hear about the motorist who always drove in reverse?
He knew his town backwards!
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Dad Joke,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:56,
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Did you hear about the man who built a wooden car?
It had a wooden body, wooden wheels, wooden brakes and a wooden engine.
What a dick that man was!
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:57,
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I doubt if a wooden engine would survive the rigours of internal combustion
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25,
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