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[challenge entry] AOL bought Ferrari

From the Unlikely Company Mergers challenge. See all 319 entries (closed)

(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:35, archived)
# oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Do you need a driving licence for the Information Superhighway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# When is a Ferrari driver not a Ferrari driver?
When he turns into a side road!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Oh dear!
Oh dear...Oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# What car do shepherds drive?
Lamb drovers!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# For the duration of time they are actually driving, a driver of a Ferrari is always a driver of a Ferrari.
It's not proven, but that's actual scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:52, archived)
# I refuse to believe this statement until it is endorsed by a celebrity
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:54, archived)
#
(yospeck, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Ok, now I believe it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:10, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Did you hear about the motorist who always drove in reverse?
He knew his town backwards!
(Dad Joke, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Did you hear about the man who built a wooden car?
It had a wooden body, wooden wheels, wooden brakes and a wooden engine.
What a dick that man was!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 10:57, archived)
# I doubt if a wooden engine would survive the rigours of internal combustion
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)