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# Yep.
After 13/18/27/whatever years, it's time.

For heavens' sake, IVV, allow me to let rip on someone sometimes.

You accused me of being Boris Johnson the last time I tried to get someone to make me tell that gag.

I told it to a Scouse girl in a pub a couple of years ago. She waited right 'til the end, let me get through the entire thing, and then said: 'My cousin died at Hillsborough.'

I said: 'Liar.'

She said: 'You didn't know that.'

I said: 'Yes I did.'
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# You told it to a Scouse girl?
That made me giggle. Did you pull?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:04, archived)
# She gave me a kiss at the end of the night.
But I admit to the disgraceful weakness of not being attracted to women five stone heavier than me.

Besides, she nicked my sodding watch.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:06, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Does this mean you're not attracted to me?
:(((((((
(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:32, archived)
# There are so many ahead of me in the queue...
I wandered off and had a go at the coconut shy instead.

Still, I've won you a cuddly rabbit.

(, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:46, archived)