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[challenge entry] Brad Pritt

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha he looks like a right cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Sticky?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# no I wash regularly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Haha!
Bad Pritt!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Change the colour a bit
Then you'd have Pritty in Pink.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hi Tribs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Ullo Ninjpants
Last night I thought of the Ultimate Ninja film. A ninja - with a KITTIN on his shoulders! They could call it "The Kitten Ninja" or "Shoulder-launched Lap-seeking Kitten" or something cool like that.
Anyone want to invest? We could make this a reality!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# He was a deadly ninja, a trained assassin from the Far East
She was a 3-month-old kitten. Thrown together by destiny, they must fight to bring down the catnip cartel that threatens society!

*sings* "Ninja-Kiiiiittten, put your life on paws, Ninja Kitttttten, there is no get-out claws..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I wish I had monetaries to fund this project.Hold on I will check the kitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:35, archived)
# We can't film until we get the money
and we can't get the money until we've made the film.

Sort of a Cat-ch 22.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:41, archived)
# This has got me feline down.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Compo it!
We can all play then!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Sounds ace!
Can I be in it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# The kitten role is filled
You could be the ninja sidekick if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:34, archived)
# *Signs dotted line*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Your real name is dotted line?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:43, archived)
# damn
my Molly Ringwald horn has gone off again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:25, archived)
# TOOOOOOOOT

I think my neighbour looks a lot like her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# ooh - mine does a bit too
wanna swap pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
I don't have any

but I'd like to see yours though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:37, archived)
# hehe
best not!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Kleenex?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# no - my ex was dirty
just not in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:33, archived)
# What do you expect, she'd been dead for 3 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:42, archived)
# current Mrs S was not 100% convinced she wasn't under my patio
until we had it dug up for the conservatory.

the builders were very grateful I'd helped them out a little too by starting the job off the previous night.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Pfffft.
/brooksideblog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:50, archived)
# mmmm
Anna Friel lesbo kiss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# *applauds loudly from the wings*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Morning sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)