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# Who takes a tennis racket to a gig?
You'd have to be a right nard to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# The Mafia intimidated him into buying it
It's one of their racquets.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# He thought he was safe from their intimidation
but discovered he'd been double (la)crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
# It was a theme night at Harper Uni.. 'Golf Pro's and Tennis Ho's'
Alot of scantily clad women flashing their panties is good for the soul..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Isn't Harper where farmers go to learn farming?
Or am I terribly confused?

(Actually, you could answer in the affirmative to both those questions.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# well fook me backwards and call me elaine... why yes it is
mainly an agricultural uni, but with tons of other courses too.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)