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# As much isn't going on..thought I'd post this pic from a recent gig..our lead guitarist appears to 'have just cum'. Thought people might enjoy shopping him.
If this image truly offends, please feel free to give me the good skull fucking I deserve, then let this thred disappear into obscurity.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Ah.
Erm ... now ... y'see ... er ...

Ah.

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:23, archived)
# NARD
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)
# jimmy somerville
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# After merging with Simon Pegg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
# LOLS. He gets this all the time.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# The keyboard player in my band looks like Mike Frost
Maybe we should get them together?
(Lapin, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Why not, eh
everything else is this shit

EDIT: Why is that guy called NARD trying to fellate a tennis bat?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:27, archived)
# He's wearing a pale pink rugby shirt.
Apparently through choice.

I think that that might be a clue to your question.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] 2 in 1
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Who takes a tennis racket to a gig?
You'd have to be a right nard to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:29, archived)
# The Mafia intimidated him into buying it
It's one of their racquets.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:32, archived)
# He thought he was safe from their intimidation
but discovered he'd been double (la)crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:33, archived)
# It was a theme night at Harper Uni.. 'Golf Pro's and Tennis Ho's'
Alot of scantily clad women flashing their panties is good for the soul..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Isn't Harper where farmers go to learn farming?
Or am I terribly confused?

(Actually, you could answer in the affirmative to both those questions.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:42, archived)
# well fook me backwards and call me elaine... why yes it is
mainly an agricultural uni, but with tons of other courses too.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 10:45, archived)
# They say that light shines out of some peoples asses..well she could fit the sun up there.. LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 11:11, archived)