Do not investigate.
Your survival instincts may be at risk.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:13,
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I was trained by the legendary Ray Mears, I kicked Bear Gril's arse, and I survived watching every series of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here - my survival instincts are second to none*
*this is all, in fact, complete lies
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:17,
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I was going to say.
Unless you work in a five star hotel, how could you possibly ever bump into Bear Grylls?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:19,
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and my carefully stacked lies all come crumbling down due to one cheating "celebrity" whose name I can't spell...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 28 Jan 2010, 14:21,
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