Dearest Mediocre, I believe I may have designed something which may aid your portable meats.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:45,
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Sausage trolley
sounds like it ought to be an item of underwear.
Also - have this. I think it shows a level of effort on my part commensurate with this week's compo subject.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:47,
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Shitty challenge + shitty meme = ???
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:49,
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Now we've been over this many taime. Henry is a great meme, and graces any image challenge in which he appears.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:59,
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taime? Wow. Pretty spectacular typo there. Keys aren't even remotely in the vicinity of each other.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:00,
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Key vicinity validated. Typo noted and correct procedure enforced:
brary hedwands cbnbot tyoe kliokl uyr stupid
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:02,
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Speaker-microphone
Is this so it can talk to itself while it sits on the shelf at PCWorld, not being bought?
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:50,
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Or in the workshop waiting to have its smashed LCD screen replaced.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 14:01,
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No no no no no
It's Tall, Grande and Venti!
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Richard Shitheels,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:49,
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Sausages is not coffee!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:53,
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hahaha
nicely off your trolley
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Elvis impersonator,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:49,
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I require a goat-rotation device
that looks a little bit like a penguin if you sort of blur your eyes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 29 Jan 2010, 13:51,
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