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(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:11, archived)
# STOP KICKING MY PUPPY!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Oh, fuck. That reminds me.
I was in the offie this afternoon, and there was a girl in front of me in the queue.
Yeah, she was fat. Buying fags. I didn't really check her out. UNTIL - out of the corner of my eye - I saw her her top twitch.
I looked round to see if anyone else had noticed. Nobody had. So I monitored the situation.
Suddenly - I almost jumped out of my skin - the head of a puppy emerged from between her tits, blinking in the harsh strip-lighting.

I wasn't expecting that.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:21, archived)
# Toothy titfuck

(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:43, archived)
# I was wondering about the claws more than the teeth.
But I know practically knob-all about dogs, so fucknose if puppies have teef or claws.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:51, archived)
# i wanna see blood.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Job's done
:D
(, Fri 29 Jan 2010, 21:17, archived)