Oh, fuck. That reminds me.
I was in the offie this afternoon, and there was a girl in front of me in the queue.
Yeah, she was fat. Buying fags. I didn't really check her out. UNTIL - out of the corner of my eye - I saw her her top twitch.
I looked round to see if anyone else had noticed. Nobody had. So I monitored the situation.
Suddenly - I almost jumped out of my skin - the head of a puppy emerged from between her tits, blinking in the harsh strip-lighting.
I wasn't expecting that.
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Yeah, she was fat. Buying fags. I didn't really check her out. UNTIL - out of the corner of my eye - I saw her her top twitch.
I looked round to see if anyone else had noticed. Nobody had. So I monitored the situation.
Suddenly - I almost jumped out of my skin - the head of a puppy emerged from between her tits, blinking in the harsh strip-lighting.
I wasn't expecting that.