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# yaaaaay!
i like peanut-nosed monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:35, archived)
# tis slo loris
with proboscis monkey nose - well spotted :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:37, archived)
# i know my monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:39, archived)
# All the better to smash them. Or smash with them, or get smashed on them, or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# not many people are aware
of the hallucinogenic properties of certain monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# does one lick them
like toads

or put them in tea...
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# it depends
cappucins are good for dunking, baboons are for licking and orangutan hair is for smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# really?
*googles*

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# don't trust google
this is information that only a secret society of animal imbibers know. i happen to be a member.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)