How do you make love to an fat/ugly lass?Wank into your hand and then throw it at her.
Maybe he sees these girls as so fat/ugly that he wouldn't even throw his own spunk at them.
(Maybe he sees these girls as so fat/ugly that he wouldn't even throw his own spunk at them.
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:10,
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I always remember a mate describing hisfirst experience of shagging a fat bird as "trying to get a overloaded wheel barrow to the end of the garden" Still makes me chuckle.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard.,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:21,
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