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[challenge entry] fairly simple

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(ratthingbazzterd, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:39, archived)
# flame on?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:43, archived)
# Oi sis
whatcha doin on the telly?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:45, archived)
# mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:47, archived)
# 5th cousin by marriage, twice removed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# DAAAVE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooOOooOOOoooOOOoooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Dave ja vu?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 7 Feb 2010, 18:38, archived)
# is this you?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8495630.stm

it is isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 0:23, archived)
# How do you make love to an fat/ugly lass?
Wank into your hand and then throw it at her.


Maybe he sees these girls as so fat/ugly that he wouldn't even throw his own spunk at them.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:10, archived)
# I always remember a mate describing his
first experience of shagging a fat bird as "trying to get a overloaded wheel barrow to the end of the garden" Still makes me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 1:21, archived)
# She looks quite young. Like Daily Mail young
(I helped save b3ta! rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Thu 4 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Chris Hansen would like you to take a seat.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 23:23, archived)