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# lolwot?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# chernobyl, terrible
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# On 26th April 1986,
The Dutch Inventor Mediocre caused the Chernobyl disaster to cover up a particularly loud and pungent fart that he had brewing!

"I had to cover it up somehow!" said the nymphomaniac dutchman. "Turns out I shat myself as a result of it too! Bloody glad I planned ahead!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# HA!
i heard this rumour somewhere
glad it's finally been confirmed :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Anytime you need a fact
confirmed or denied about the Dutch Inventor Mediocre, feel free to get in touch with me. I am after all the only authorised biographer for the Dutch Inventor Mediocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I do love these mediocre facts.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:41, archived)
# I am currently in discussions
with a publisher. It should be available in time for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:46, archived)
# FUCK YES!
make it a pop-up! make it a pop-up!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:53, archived)
# and chewable!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)