
Because you're going to look pretty insensitive.
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:32,
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In 2005 I went from 10st 1 to 7st 3, thanks to my leukemia. So, there.
Now you look stupid.
Edit: I'm actually not joking (as this isn't joking-material). It really happened. But I'm OK now. Cancer-free for almost two years.
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:46,
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Now you look stupid.
Edit: I'm actually not joking (as this isn't joking-material). It really happened. But I'm OK now. Cancer-free for almost two years.

the illness, of course, not the getting better part.
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:57,
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If I learned one thing, it's this: shit happens.
And the shit doesn't care where or when it happens.
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:00,
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And the shit doesn't care where or when it happens.

i'm getting a tummy tuck soon, i asked him if i could have the loose skin to make a lamp out of, as i'm a huge fan of hitler. i'm not sure he knew i was joking...
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:43,
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but i've got no belly button left, so the kids think i'm a clone
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Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:50,
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