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# Congrats on the weight loss!
What's your secret?
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:30, archived)
# You'd just better hope it's not cancer.
Because you're going to look pretty insensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:32, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# On a related note
In 2005 I went from 10st 1 to 7st 3, thanks to my leukemia. So, there.
Now you look stupid.

Edit: I'm actually not joking (as this isn't joking-material). It really happened. But I'm OK now. Cancer-free for almost two years.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:46, archived)
# well, that sucks
the illness, of course, not the getting better part.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Yeah.
If I learned one thing, it's this: shit happens.
And the shit doesn't care where or when it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# gastric surgery
if at first you don't succeed, cheat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Hooray for modern medicine!
It delivers.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:40, archived)
# yes, but i freaked the doctor out
i'm getting a tummy tuck soon, i asked him if i could have the loose skin to make a lamp out of, as i'm a huge fan of hitler. i'm not sure he knew i was joking...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I'm not even sure you're joking.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:49, archived)
# me neither!
but i've got no belly button left, so the kids think i'm a clone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# quad amputeeism would do the trick
but the gastric surgery is also a benificial way.

You go girl, well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:11, archived)
# thanks :)
i'm holding off putting up a new profile pic until i've had the tummy tuck, right now i look like a sharpei!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)