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[challenge entry] Go on son!!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Oh man this reminds me I had an ACE dream last night.
I'd developed my own form of Parkour (of which, the real thing is, lets face it, very, very wanky) and I was wearing cowboy boots with heels on, which allowed me to slide along the backs of benches and stuff - like blunt slides or grinds when you're skateboarding.

It was ace, though I was gettting the piss taken out of me quite a lot by passers by, but I was having fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:06, archived)
# What an ace dream!!
Stilton for supper was it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Steak and ale pie
Courtesy of Mrs Vagabond.

NYOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# is 'Parkour' French for 'jumping about like a twat'?
what a cool dream

I dreamt I was some kind of Jason Bourne character at the weekend, driving round India in some kind of bicycle/ambulance hybrid, which had all sorts of James Bond type gadgets in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:08, archived)
# I think the literal translation is
"Pussy who was too frightened of skateboarding but wanted to hang out with the cool kids at school."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:11, archived)
# I have a friend who would probably disagree with that statement ;-)
farm3.static.flickr.com/2677/4141040213_e74662a780_b.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:17, archived)
# That's hardly Parkour, though, is it?
Ace pic, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# So what is parkour then?
He certainly counts balance and movement as part of the whole thing!

Credit for the photo goes to my friend here by the way
www.flickr.com/photos/30216538@N02/
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I understood Parkour to be "Urban Free Running"
The pic of the guy on the skyscraper - that's more climbing/free climbing, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:40, archived)
# He is the one who does all the flips and stuff, he balanced along a beam to walk out there
He says he does parkour, I take his word for it.

If he did that on a beam that was only 6 foot off the ground, parkour or climbing? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Hey man - I didn't mean to upset either you or your friend. I'm sure he's absolutely hardcore.
I was just having a little joke.

I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:01, archived)
# No offence taken, the problem with internet comments is the way something is conveyed is often lost.
I wasn't getting defensive in anyway, just playing devils advocate.

Its the same with giving a genre to a band, Its all down to personal interpretation! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Friend. Parkour Friend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwUPT0Ad_0A

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
I've never watched the inbetweeners, Seen a couple of clips though and it always looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:36, archived)
# its superb
and you can watch it all for free on 4OD, as Mrs Savalas pointed out as she unwrapped the boxset I got her for Xmas

www.channel4.com/programmes/the-inbetweeners/episode-guide
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Thanks, I shall have a shufty!
And not mention that you could have saved money on that Christmas present there...................
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:06, archived)
# YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 17:16, archived)
# I dreamed I was having a heart, lungs, liver and kidney transplant.
My dreams suck :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:12, archived)
# that does indeed, as you say, suck.
were there any sexy nurses at least?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Not that I can recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:27, archived)
# double suck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Not even a sniff of that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:35, archived)
# it happened while you were under anaesthetic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:42, archived)
# i like my zombie-themed dreams
i haven't had one for a while, but i am eagerly awaiting my shiny new copy of zombieland, so here's hoping!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Alan Davies
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:46, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:50, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Nope, someone else has beaten you to it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o091EpFTVn0

Soap shoes!
I'd still say parkour looks better though! ;-)
www.flickr.com/photos/silentmotion/3113475056/in/pool-silentmotion/
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:14, archived)
# NO WAI
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Ha ha, nice!
Kerlick!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 16:21, archived)