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# as if
I'm a good Aryan blondie, which is more than I can say for some of you lot round here.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Good.
You will provide new healthy genes for our birth camps.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:04, archived)
# i'm quite blonde
and i've got blue eyes. mind you, i've got glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:07, archived)
# me too
don't worry, we can wear contact lenses and no-one will be any the wiser.
My Dutch grandad was chased by Nazis, he was a carpenter and they wanted to take him off to somewhere horrible to make shelves and hatstands. He had to hide in a basement for 2 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:11, archived)
# see, i've no idea whether that's true or not now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Everything is true!
(well maybe not the bit about the shelves and hatstands, they probably wanted him to make something a bit more useful for the war, like a toilet roll holder or summat)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Your all gay.
Gay is not good in Naziland.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 19:06, archived)
# 100% FACT
so it's got to be true now..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I went past
the Wagon & Horses on Friday, and had a look in, but it was crammed full of people. I didn't know how to recognise you lot, other than walking through the pub saying "woo, yay, houpla" under my breath
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:19, archived)
# sounds familiar to my first b3ta lunch.
Walk in to restaurant. Sit down at table with a bunch of totall strangers. Say "Hi Everybody". Response of "Hello who are you?" leads me to believe I have made an arse of myself in public yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:20, archived)
# No matter
how many times you tell that story, I will always laugh.

Even tried telling some friends it at the weekend, but they din't appreciate it anywhere near as much...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:26, archived)
# glad you enjoy Shadenfreude.
Anyway, Im off to smoke things and go skateboarding.

Laters.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:28, archived)
# well I wasn't there
I was at the pull & pump then the albert & the hobgoblin.. don't even know a wagon n horses..

(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 17:22, archived)