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# Late night painting.
I come up with all of my heart-wrenching stories at 1:20 in the morning.

(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:22, archived)
# spunking custard!
 
CLEAN THAT NOB
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:26, archived)
# The ladies much prefer the taste.
Contains more calories, though. At least it doesn't burn the eyes so.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Nifty chat-up line. The results are plain for all to see.
However, I'm probably crap at skittles, what with never having had a go. So it's not nailed on. All still to play for!

btw - hilarious to hear the British curling team deliberating. They sound like a bunch of angry drunks trying to get a piano up a staircase.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:30, archived)
# that applies to curlers generally.
(, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 4:50, archived)