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[challenge entry] Where there is blame there is a claim!

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(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Where there is blame there is a clam!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:32, archived)
# One of those adverts says something like "INJURY - That's when you get hurt and it isn't your fault"
No it fucking isn't. Look it up.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)
# have this totally related pea

(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Ha
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:46, archived)
# *Thbbbbbbt*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:54, archived)
# and the one the tell you what each word is
Injury...this is when you hurt yourself
Lawyer...this is the people who help you by sucking the system drive
4...skip quickly to the next word
You...working with you in mind
Injury Lawyers4U
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:51, archived)
# needs more american doing hand gestures
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I like the idea of this
it's like Austin Powers' focus on the henchmen's back stories.

"I'm sorry, Evil Empires plc does not cover you for injuries at work caused by acts of Jedi"
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Now, Jenkins, according to this month's reports you haven't reached your monthly target of killing Bounty Hunters
Smith here is my witness to me telling you that this is your first warning.

If this continues I'll have no choice but to put a written warning in your permanent file, then there'll be no option but to throw you into the pit of Sarlak.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Look, Peterson, the parking lot is for upper management's Tie-fighters ONLY!
I won't tell you again
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:55, archived)
# yeah, so...
me and the rest of the boys have been brainstorming and synergistically interfacing with focus groups and have come up with a new out-side-of-the-box way to maximise production of the new Death Star..

FINISH IT ON TIME OR YOU ALL DIE!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:57, archived)