
Whilst searching for more cress for Joel's head, I came across Ricky Cress who is wanted for 1st Degree murder in Colorado....I'm sure he's hiding under my desk and I'm getting slightly scared.

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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:10,
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drew that monsta must have been eating my special cress.

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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:24,
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and put girly hair clips in your hair and make you wander around while they fired their green laser beams. wankers.
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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:38,
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the still and explanation from the sequence out of pink floyds movie the wall - hahaha
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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:02,
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they only made 3 triffids and all the rest were cardboard cutouts.
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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:11,
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well you heard wrong bozo cos the tripods are real y'hear me theyre fucking real alright?
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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:15,
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are screwed mate. your days are numbered. tripods and triffids combined are a deadly combination
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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:23,
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I just get tetchy when surrounded by triffids and tripods. Theyre no picnic.
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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:37,
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I've got Cybermen on my patch at the minute. It can get a bit stressful if you forget your magnet.

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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:50,
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They were difficult buggers if they escaped from their farms. Keep their numbers down, thats what I say.
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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 9:20,
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this cress. I want to take part in some social simulation.
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Thu 6 Dec 2001, 8:21,
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Joel vs Cress, commentated by Rev. Joel Cress. The crowd go wild as Joel jumps in front...