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# ALRIGHT THEN
I just acquired a pack of 'Farley's Biscuits'. Brand new product.
Like Farley's rusks, but teddy-bear-shaped, individually-wrapped, ludicrously expensive, and marginally less likely to disintegrate in a handbag due to its slightly more robust texture.

I give it 4 stars (docked one star for its specialist exclusivity. And it broke in my handbag anyway)
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# FArleys rusks specially designed for adultness?
*Checks Tesco online
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(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:43, archived)
# so much for sarcasm
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Sheer inanity trumps sarcasm every time.
Anyone can give anyone a multiple sarcasm, if they can be bothered.
(, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 5:26, archived)