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[challenge entry] About bloody time!


(this'll be one of the better compos. Despite the pic immediately above)

From the Making Hospitals Dangerous challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:14, archived)
# *yes it is
*nods

i'm putting the kettle on. anyone want a cuppa?....i got rich teas and chocky chip cookies.....(and no, it aint an intro for some grooming) just a genuine human offer during a quiet teh gaye sheeft.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:28, archived)
# White (not milky), medium strength (interpret that with your own internal gauge), no sugar. Please.
*makes clumsy attempt to pat arse, leans too far, falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:31, archived)
# can oblige
likes makin tea
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:36, archived)
# LETS TALK ABOUT FUCKING BISCUITS AND SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:33, archived)
# I SPILTED MY TEAS ALL OVER MY BEIGE SLACKS OH NO I HOPE MY BOSS DOESN'T SEE THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:35, archived)
# I JUST POURED A CUP OF TEA ONTO MY MONITOR!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# *enhuggles*
YOU'RE SO SILLY, HONEYPUMPKINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# I SUPPOSE YOU WANT A FUCKING HUG NOW, YOU GREAT NANCY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Big gayers
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:41, archived)
# ROYAL RUBBER RUMPUS WITH PRINCE PLASTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:44, archived)
# ALRIGHT THEN
I just acquired a pack of "Farley's Biscuits". Brand new product.
Like Farley's rusks, but teddy-bear-shaped, individually-wrapped, ludicrously expensive, and marginally less likely to disintegrate in a handbag due to its slightly more robust texture.

I give it 4 stars (docked one star for its specialist exclusivity. And it broke in my handbag anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# FArleys rusks specially designed for adultness?
*Checks Tesco online
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:43, archived)
# so much for sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Sheer inanity trumps sarcasm every time.
Anyone can give anyone a multiple sarcasm, if they can be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 5:26, archived)
# Wait was that always your signature? Did I subconsciously rip it off?
I don't know what's real anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# if you've got any I should have been in bed well over 6 hours ago my alarm goes off in 2 and ahalf hours and I'm going to be expected to function at work
cakes...

I'll have me a mouthful o' that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# DISCO BISCUITS BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:55, archived)