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# What about that Tory Mp fella
from years ago, what was the story with him?..
I think some fruit was involved.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# oh yes
TO THE BATCOMPUTER*




*Google
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Stephen Milligan
its even a google suggestion! (tory mp orange in mouth)
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# i seem to remember it was a cable flex noose, a satsuma in the mouth and some amil nitrate.
it does it for me every time.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# wasn't he dressed in stockings too?
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# He was, as far as memory serves.
He was our local MP at the time. We were so proud.*


*proud that he managed to top himself in such spectacular fashion.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# so you should be!
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Mr. Hands will always be my favourite
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan

even if it wasn't technically the wanking that killed him.
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison
poor horses - facing 5 years in prison
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# "hey horse, you think you just got fucked?"
*clips on handcuffs*

"now you're fucked."
(, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)