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[challenge entry] The interview...

When doing your piece to camera, don't move your head.
Doesn't matter what you say, as long as it's not life feed, just don't move your head (makes editing it easier).

From the Making Hospitals Dangerous challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Death walks past.
this is bizarre, i like it!

this has lots of things happening, i like that
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# you sometimes see the interviewee's eyes wander
as they are paying attention to what the viewer cannot see.
All you need is some twat in the back getting in-shot and shouting; 'hello mum!'
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# ya sure do
also, welcome to Earth
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Just like this.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# this is just a tease
why does death have to walk past him? why can't it just cunt him right in the fuck and do us all a favour?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Excuse me, that's our next Prime Minister you're talking about.
Show some respect.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# OPTIMUS PRIME MINISTER!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# i don't show the current prime minister respect
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Nooow, ya on the trolley.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgS539ap8nw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# hahahahahah!
*gets fresh*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# arrrr
one of them died
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# the fit one
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Because
Cunting right in the fuck,
Is too fucking good for him.

Instead Death just walks past him every time he opens his mouth to speak.
And then, when he's asleep,
wakes him up by whispering in his ear :
"One of these days, when you least expect it, I'm going to cunt you right in the fuck."
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)