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# Ahahaha
This is going to END! YOUR! LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# "But I love cooking so much.... this is my last chance to change my life....*sob*"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Just make sure the middle of your chocolate fondant
is runny and he'll not only let you live but want to marry you too.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# This
multiplied by The X Factor.

FFS. "But I'm not trained in, and not capable of applying myself to anything else at all because I'm a lazy work-shy fecker *sob*"

And yes - for those of you wondering, dossing about on B3ta IS part of my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)