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# That's a beautiful plate o' food my friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha win
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# *insta-click*
ALSO: why is everyone on the new series doing pea puree?

I'd never heard of it til last week. Was it in Nigella's last book or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Pea Puree = The Devil's Snot
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# so that would be over mushed peas then?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# *bokes*
Actually, peas in any form.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Yet you have peas in your name
Ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# It's a paradox.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Mr Space Bunny noticed that too
Also the predominance of people making the strange and unlikely combination of scallops with black pudding and pea puree. The original idea must have come from somewhere.

We gave a little cheer to any contestant who makes a starter without scallops in the last series and it looks like we may start doing this again in this series.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Maybe the producers got a special bulk deal on scallops
so now order all contestants to use them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers Joe!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:04, archived)
# hahahahah ace
i know it would be quite a job to do, but a knife and fork would have made this even better :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I did think that...
...but it is lunchtime :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Dear Ninj:
You appear to have a candle next to your name.

Have one of these from me on your speshul day.

Love from wuffle (the space bunny)
xxx

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Wuffles!!!
You've made made my Candle Day!! Bless you *hugs* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# oh, happy b3taday ninj
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers Rory!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Oh hey Ninj happy B3ta day.
I din't notice the candle.

/ignorant blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Bless you Mr Bond
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# *CLICK!* marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Ahahaha
This is going to END! YOUR! LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# "But I love cooking so much.... this is my last chance to change my life....*sob*"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Just make sure the middle of your chocolate fondant
is runny and he'll not only let you live but want to marry you too.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# This
multiplied by The X Factor.

FFS. "But I'm not trained in, and not capable of applying myself to anything else at all because I'm a lazy work-shy fecker *sob*"

And yes - for those of you wondering, dossing about on B3ta IS part of my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!
He'd be a better Hitman than bloody Timothy 'this is the only expression I can do' Olyphant.

*auto-click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# To me he always looks like he's about to cry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# He very nearly ruined 'Deadwood'
for me. Ian 'Sweary' McShane made up for him, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Happy B3taday
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)