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# oH I DIDNT GEt tHE MEMO
i BLAME COLDPLAY
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:28, archived)
# captain freedom
do you like freedom? Or do you LOVE freedom?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:32, archived)
# I acTUALLY HATE FREEDOM - MY ASSHOLE IS FaT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:42, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:56, archived)
# PROTECT YOUR BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:33, archived)
# ENORMOUS PRAWNS - WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:38, archived)
# what balls?? all i have are nuts and dicks
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)
# Hahaha I was watching tourettes guy the other day for the first time in ages.
"SUCK MY DICK OR COCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:46, archived)
# This is known as the "alternative close"
It lets the person feel as though they have a choice, even if both choices result in their mouth being stuffed with penis.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:47, archived)
# itsthe besteristmy dick and cock go hard soundswrong wven i see htat fucker yellink
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:50, archived)
# it's a slash choose your own adventure story.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:54, archived)
# "turn to page cock to continue your adventure"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:57, archived)
# uh oh papercut.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 5:59, archived)