Unless you count GODHe created Heaven, Earth, Amino Acids, cheese and sunglasses. In that order.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
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he never invented spider laddersi invented those
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:35,
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and sandwichesthey were invented by the Earl of Crisps
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Thu 4 Mar 2010, 19:37,
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and ice cream soup
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