that is clearly a jar of preserved apricotswhich are not jam.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:56,
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i will never be happyuntil i have my henchmen, my doomsday weapon, billions of pounds, my secret volcano lair and total global domination.
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03,
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Why doomsday weapons? Why would anyone want to destroy the world?Then you die too, or you have nothing to rule.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:05,
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it's not for actually usingit's for threatening. if people think i'm crazy enough to use it, they'll do what i want!
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:07,
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I think you'll find they are bruce forsyths preserved testicles™he was born with 8, so he kept one and preserved the rest for future generations
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:03,
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i think he kept them on his faceit looks like a stretched scrotum
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Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:06,
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And in realityhis scrotum has fewer than 3 hairs per testicle on it.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Fri 5 Mar 2010, 23:41,
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