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# That's how we'll be spending our Oscars night in this family.
'Assaulting a bewildered stoat', 'molesting a frightened vole', etc etc etc
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)
# i'm going to consult a revered walrus on this matter.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# That'll cost you a fortune!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# i've been hoarding dead fish.
in my underpants.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Well, that explains everything.
Cos there've been murmurs.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# damned half-dead murmuring fish....
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# ...is the most poetic epitaph ever (de)composed.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)