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# Having an oscars night tomorrow
This is what ive got so far for the drinking game. Any suggestions?

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# I'd be pissed before the first break
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Apparently Armando Iaunucci (nominated with In The Loop for Best Adapted Screenplay) was sent an instructional DVD, fronted by Tom Hanks, on how to make an Oscar acceptance speech
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# Best responded to with a hurricane of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:38, archived)
# a most amusing mental image
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# As are 99% of yours, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:47, archived)
# mine are eroddick, not mental
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Here at Aggravated Sexual Assault Club, it's all the same thing.
Want some?

(btw, we never talk about Aggravated Sexual Assault Club)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# fucking hell.
someone shoot tom hanks in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# I think it was shown a couple of years ago, and was rather funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# prolly better than all the other tom hanks films.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Listen to the The Stooges instead, and just drink yrself blind without rules.
Go outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:38, archived)
# i agree - i hate drinking games. Over-complicated. I'd rather just drink anyway.
I wouldnt listen to the stooges though - the sound of curly, larry and mo whoopwhoopwhooop-ing away is more my bag.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:43, archived)
# I hate it on nights out, mainly because it interupts my drinking...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:47, archived)
# "This a theme pub."
"Oh. Is it? What's the theme?"

"Drinking."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:02, archived)
#
*readies the frying pan*

Back away slowly. And if you try to jab my eyes, I'll put my hand up in front of my face, thus
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:49, archived)
# wise guy eh...?
NYUK NYUK NYUK
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:51, archived)
# IT'S 1969
BABY
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
#
*prepares the scuzzy druges*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# suggestion: don't watch the show or any of the films nominated.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:39, archived)
# My mum accidentally made me (and herself) ache with laughter this evening.
We were chatting, and she meant to say 'flogging a dead horse'.

Instead, she blurted out 'thrashing a dead dog'.

Several seconds of silence.

ME: "Where the fuck did that come from?"

MUM: "I don't know".

Cue prolonged aches of laughter.

(She's a superb painter, not known for words, but this was a good 'un)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# heh, that could lead to a night of reworking the phrase.
attacking a dead macaque, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
# That's how we'll be spending our Oscars night in this family.
"Assaulting a bewildered stoat", "molesting a frightened vole", etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:58, archived)
# i'm going to consult a revered walrus on this matter.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# That'll cost you a fortune!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# i've been hoarding dead fish.
in my underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Well, that explains everything.
Cos there've been murmurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# damned half-dead murmuring fish....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# ...is the most poetic epitaph ever (de)composed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Also have a quip I've made at least a dozen times in the last couple of weeks:
If The Hurt Locker doesn't win Best Picture, I'll blow up my car.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Nifty quip.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
# I'll be in the office when it's on telly
so I'll gladly go along with all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Digital insertion.
Heheheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Originaly they were going to be "three fingers"
An abundence of inyourendo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Manifest Destiny Biatches!


Quick and dirty compo, the plight of the native American
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
# I shall save this and you will pay if I die
(JoePesky, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Lensflare
go WTF???
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# Just adding a bit of class?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)