Having an oscars night tomorrow
This is what ive got so far for the drinking game. Any suggestions?
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:34,
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Apparently Armando Iaunucci (nominated with In The Loop for Best Adapted Screenplay) was sent an instructional DVD, fronted by Tom Hanks, on how to make an Oscar acceptance speech
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37,
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Here at Aggravated Sexual Assault Club, it's all the same thing.
Want some?
(btw, we never talk about Aggravated Sexual Assault Club)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:35,
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(btw, we never talk about Aggravated Sexual Assault Club)
I think it was shown a couple of years ago, and was rather funny :)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46,
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Listen to the The Stooges instead, and just drink yrself blind without rules.
Go outside.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:38,
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i agree - i hate drinking games. Over-complicated. I'd rather just drink anyway.
I wouldnt listen to the stooges though - the sound of curly, larry and mo whoopwhoopwhooop-ing away is more my bag.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:43,
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I hate it on nights out, mainly because it interupts my drinking...
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:47,
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*readies the frying pan*
Back away slowly. And if you try to jab my eyes, I'll put my hand up in front of my face, thus
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:49,
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Back away slowly. And if you try to jab my eyes, I'll put my hand up in front of my face, thus
My mum accidentally made me (and herself) ache with laughter this evening.
We were chatting, and she meant to say 'flogging a dead horse'.
Instead, she blurted out 'thrashing a dead dog'.
Several seconds of silence.
ME: "Where the fuck did that come from?"
MUM: "I don't know".
Cue prolonged aches of laughter.
(She's a superb painter, not known for words, but this was a good 'un)
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46,
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Instead, she blurted out 'thrashing a dead dog'.
Several seconds of silence.
ME: "Where the fuck did that come from?"
MUM: "I don't know".
Cue prolonged aches of laughter.
(She's a superb painter, not known for words, but this was a good 'un)
heh, that could lead to a night of reworking the phrase.
attacking a dead macaque, etc.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:53,
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That's how we'll be spending our Oscars night in this family.
"Assaulting a bewildered stoat", "molesting a frightened vole", etc etc etc
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:58,
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Also have a quip I've made at least a dozen times in the last couple of weeks:
If The Hurt Locker doesn't win Best Picture, I'll blow up my car.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:40,
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I'll be in the office when it's on telly
so I'll gladly go along with all of this.
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:41,
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Originaly they were going to be "three fingers"
An abundence of inyourendo!
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Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:46,
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