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# Fake. Cats play fiddles, not guitars.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Cats do exactly as they please.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
# True.
A rhino on double bass.
Mice on pipe organ.
A hive of bees on lead guitar.
A peregrine falcon on rhythm guitar.
Gorilla on drums (obviously).
Praying Mantis on synthesiser.
Some Fat Bald Bloke on vocals.

Please, correct me if I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:04, archived)
# correction:
bees are on obe, finches are on guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)
# I love that vid :)
The little guy with the stick is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:12, archived)
# such a grand idea, was delighted when i first saw it.
edit: i don't know, percussion guitar play is hit and miss.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:15, archived)
# arf
*slams out an approximate A minor*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:21, archived)
# That's fucking wicked (as in good).
I'm currently listening to a bizarre new jazz CD a former colleague sent me, which is roughly equivalent, but expressed through the medium of the human voice singing scat.

Quite distressing, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:13, archived)
# eh, experiments can be great and awful all at once.
cite: the charlie watts/jim keltner project.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)
# NO.
A LINE MUST BE DRAWN SOMEWHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:24, archived)
# preferably in the butter.
with urine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:32, archived)
# Some call it a line,
some call it a signature.

Enjoy your breakfast, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# urinebutter buttbagel smorgasbord.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 3:56, archived)