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I just showed this to the wife

And suggested we hook our rehomed greyhound up thus.

She pointed out that Greyhounds (and I can vouch for this) are very good at going flat out for 15 - 20min after which they like a nice big sleep. This bodes poorly for the patient...

At least they're thinking!

(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:49, archived)

Maybe

When the dog runs you can breathe normally, and when it stops running you have to go back into the coma. or something.

(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:02, archived)

Also

Greyhounds would be very dangerous around rear opening hosptal type garmets.
You would likely die of fright from a wet pointy nose up the arse when you least expect it

Speaking from experience - fright, not the dying bit

(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)