You even manage to make stabby pirates look friendly
What a violent scene! Oh wait, it is OK because they are pirates!
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Omicron 2 years gone in a flash,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:15,
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Indeed, they may be illiterate, theiving, murdering drunken rapists.
But give em a Dorset accent, and a tricorn and everything's peachy :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:17,
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