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# I heard he got arrested for giving etch-a-sketches to stoats on a Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# The bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I heard it was for putting to many bay leaves in his stew
and then eating them all rather than taking them out before serving.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I heard it was because he'd rotated 17 goats by less than 47 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Outrageous!
Everybody knows you have to rotate goats well passed 47 degrees to get the desired effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Can't get your goat rations wrong
it's basic stuff man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Indeed - SCIENCE:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# THIS IS SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Looks more like witchcraft to me!
*Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# This sickens me.
Is there not end to his depravity?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# That really is
Unforgivable.

Thursday is Stoat-a-sketch day - as all proper, decent, former child murdering, law-abiding citizens are well aware.

I demand to know why I'm not allowed to know why !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)