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# First class to Hull, please
I understand the tabloid press are willing to pay top dollar for a current and 100% genuine pic of kiddie murderer and alleged pedalo Jon Venables.

Sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Last week, he was arrested for visiting Merseyside
Then it was, he tried to contact the Bulger parents
Then it was, he beat up someone at work
Now, he had kiddie porn on his computer...

Face it, media, YOU DON'T KNOW why he was arrested, but it's much easier to just lie isn't it?

I also like the fact the media, and large portions of the public, bang on about "law-abiding citizens" having a right to know something THE LAW has said they can't.

*gets back in my box*

EDIT: Nice tashe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Pffft nice one Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# We should have hanged him when he was 10. Killing children is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I have the solution. Make it legal for canibalism to exist in starving 3rd world countries thus solving the world's starvation and prison overcrowding problems!

Vote for RG!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# *Votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# *Votes*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# "A modest proposal"
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# What do you mean make it legal?
Surely those 3rd world, uncivilised types already do that?

/PrincePhillipBlog
(I helped save b3ta! superspang holding in his turd since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# *About to respond*
*Sees what you did there*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# ;)
I paraphrased a Daily Heil reader...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# I heard he got arrested for giving etch-a-sketches to stoats on a Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# The bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I heard it was for putting to many bay leaves in his stew
and then eating them all rather than taking them out before serving.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I heard it was because he'd rotated 17 goats by less than 47 degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Outrageous!
Everybody knows you have to rotate goats well passed 47 degrees to get the desired effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:31, archived)
# Can't get your goat rations wrong
it's basic stuff man!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# Indeed - SCIENCE:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# THIS IS SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Looks more like witchcraft to me!
*Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# This sickens me.
Is there not end to his depravity?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# That really is
Unforgivable.

Thursday is Stoat-a-sketch day - as all proper, decent, former child murdering, law-abiding citizens are well aware.

I demand to know why I'm not allowed to know why !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:42, archived)
# This.
Try living in Liverpool with this shit in the news. Current rhetoric suggests that if we dont know why he is in prison he will swoop down and pluck scouse children off the streets with his blood soaked talons.

And more power to him if he does I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
#
Try living in Liverpool with this shit in the news. Current rhetoric suggests that if we dont know why he is in prison he will swoop down and pluck scouse children off the streets with his blood soaked talons.

And more power to him if he does I say.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Tru.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# He was caught herding a flock of sheep over london bridge, but not being a Freman of the City, he was arrested
He also hasn't been carrying out his required 2 hours of longbow practice as all of us over 14 are required to do.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:30, archived)
# The country's gone to the dogs, I tell yer,
and it hasn't even bought insurance for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# It was something REALLY SERIOUS
so I expect he'd overfilled his bin or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Left the metal tops on the bottles he put out for recycling...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:39, archived)
# TWENTY YEARS
*bangs gavel*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I got a random text from a number I didn't know telling me his real name
and what he is being charged with.
I thought it was very strange but I dunno wether it is true or not.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I like this
It gives me a bulger:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# Oof
Too soon, man
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Naaaa
I've had a good 15 minutes break:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# oh god Ghosty
you're on the express non-stop service to Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I think I'm the mayor of Hull:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# In that case I find you strangely hot.
www.hullcc.gov.uk/portal/page?_pageid=221,52552&_dad=portal&_schema=PORTAL
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Even though you are a granny.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# My mistake
I appear to not be the mayor of Hull. The position was filled by Sandi Toksvig.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# I bet that's not all she's filled in her time...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# offf... you bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Harsh!
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
# 8/10
Needs more afro.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:24, archived)
# why does he remind me of John Terry?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# He fucked your girlfriend?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# wait while I check


nope, apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Shopped!
I can tell from the lack of eyepatch, facial scar and hooks for hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# that is a fearsome moustashe and beard combo
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I went for the Peter Sutcliffe look
It's what all the murderers are wearing these days
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:28, archived)
# it's saddening to think that villains these days are no longer sporting pointy moustaches, little goatees, top hats and capes.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# There is no class these days.
(I helped save b3ta! speedyballbangpots, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Only ZUUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# ^ this.
We seem to no longer be in the age of The Bounder/Cad/Ne'er Do Well.

This is a sad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Indeed.
Seems the best we can muster these days is Hugh Grunt shagging a prossie and John Terry shagging a ... well ... prossie ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# I'm sensing a pattern there, you know.
Also - Is it still acceptable to call Mr Grant a 'Fop'?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# Not really.
That twat that does the house-porn maybe - the one with the hair - but not Grant.

I mean - Pete BLOODY Doherty is hailed as "The last rock n' roll romantic" FFS.

Honestly - and they get all uppity when you go on the occasional well-earned killing spree.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:05, archived)
# Re: Doherty
To quote Frankie Boyle:
"How come he's the world's fattest heroin addict - what does he cut it with, a Hollandaise Sauce?"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha yeah I saw that.
CF Steve Earl.

But Doherty is a twat of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# He's an artist, man
you just don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# I can understand the tache, but the soul patch?
He has no fucking soul!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Its hard not to feel like a Daily Mail reader whenever you hear about this fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# The problem I have
is the more bile and ill-thought out hatred I read, the more I turn into a tree-hugging sandal-wearing liberal about the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Nice Mules, maaan.....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Liam Gallagher from shameless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:47, archived)
# :D
He's a whiney little kid.
Best thing about show is Mickey.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
#
Best thing about that show is Mickey not having to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# the show hasn't been as good this season
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# is shameless the one by chaves about chavs for chavs?
The sort of "Chav Degree" if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# how about you look it up on google and tell me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# What's Liam from Shameless done now?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# he looks a bit like peter sutcliff now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# according to facebook today
he raped a 19yr old lass in Warrington.
He HAS been a naughty boy hasn't he!?!?!
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# Yes...
That reliable news source, Facebook.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15, archived)