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# Never drink more than five pints of Guinness on an empty stomach .
This is what happens if you do. However, if you drink loads of Guinness after a good feed you'll end up constipated for a two days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I can vouch for the never on an empty tummy thing
The inspiration for this came from such an event.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# its never given me the shits on the night ive drunk it, only the moring after.
Pear cider on the other hand. Fuck. That was the worst wedding I ever went to.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Pear Cider smells like cheap carboot sale perfume
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# only that kopperburg shit from sweden
The rough farmhouse stuff smells and tastes fine but its poison.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)