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# Or is that just me.....

edit: I am no way impuning the good name of Stouts around the world, but by heavens Guinness plays havoc with my tummy/bum. So lets all be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
That reminds me, I must go and buy lots of guinness
EDIT: Isn't that how marmite is made?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ewwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# See?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Ahah. Yum!
I just had six crumpets with Marmite on :). I am happy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Yes,it looks like they are using a different method of production for the new extra strong version.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# They must make a super-strength guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# science fact
the myth that guiness gives you iron is wrong.

you'd have to drink 42 pints a day to get any decent amount of iron.

end of science fact.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Extra strong?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# Yup, it'll put hairs on your chest.*
www.independent.ie/and-finally/extra-strength-marmite-unveiled-2083836.html

*Hope my missus doesn't have any.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# oh MY!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# its not just you
that stuff does wrong things to your insides. 'Good for you', my arse.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
#
hey theres a shitload (no pun) of iron in there!
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# There's a lot of iron in a knife. I wouldn't want to stick it in my guts, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# well thats silly
iron in ion form is different to iron in solid form, it wont hurt you like a knife! Dear god dont they teach kids anything these days :)
(captain.kilt Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Heh. It was a sort of metaphor. I do know the difference between matter in different bonding states...
Spinach, for example, is a good source of iron, but not because it has any more than other vegetables, but because it is in a form that is easily taken up by the gut.

edit : seems like I was wrong, iron in vegetables and grain is 'non-haem' (as in, not bound to a haem group like in haemoglobin) so is not taken up easily. Further, oxalates in spinach make it less available. Well, whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:05, archived)
# i think most of that iron
falls out of your arse the morning after
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# ^^
www.b3ta.com/board/9965030
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# yes indeed
www.b3ta.com/questions/vomit2/post612590
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:47, archived)
# o_0
A salutary tale, and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# O_O'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Although I would never doubt science...
this has yet to happen to me.

Also: Arf ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:48, archived)
# i've had some very dark shits on guiness
like an irish priest's sock
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# You can't drink a pint of bovril!

:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha suddenly it's Boy George there on the Left!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Needs animation of finger poking Leia
and hahahaha btw! :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# no, it's not just you
Guinness also gave me massive rectal bleeding :(
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Alec?
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Never drink more than five pints of Guinness on an empty stomach .
This is what happens if you do. However, if you drink loads of Guinness after a good feed you'll end up constipated for a two days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I can vouch for the never on an empty tummy thing
The inspiration for this came from such an event.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# its never given me the shits on the night ive drunk it, only the moring after.
Pear cider on the other hand. Fuck. That was the worst wedding I ever went to.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Pear Cider smells like cheap carboot sale perfume
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# only that kopperburg shit from sweden
The rough farmhouse stuff smells and tastes fine but its poison.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)