I have encountered similar:Death by spoons is too good for them.
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An Egg ,D,
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:15,
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Oh christ..."Nah, mate, you can't kill people here with that spoon. It's not been countersigned."
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:22,
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