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# Target for tonight: Australia Post.


Despite having two pieces of paper from the UK embassy in Australia and UK IPS guidelines proving my point, Australia Post refused to accept my passport application for a UK passport, saying the embassy and the UK Identity and Passport Service are wrong about countersignatures.
However, they very nearly took a $280 payment for it, while saying that they would recommend that the application be rejected without refund.
F******** RAAAAAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Take some bird pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Did.
Loads, just the other day:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# AUSTRALIAN WOOD DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Wood.
Sorry, "would". Hang on, that's just wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# WOOD DUCK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# how much duck can a wood duck duck etc
hi nick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Hi ben
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# TAWNY FROGMOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# bird porn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# my cloaca is dripping....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# !
How delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# That's given me the hornbill.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I've got a hardhead
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Apart from "shag", I've run out of innuendos...
The RAGE™ has blinded me to punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Boobies
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Just for the mind piss, have a pair of great tits.
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/sbirds/greattit.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Great tits are the largest of the tit family
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
# shaving cut?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# eggshell shard trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
# At least 280 of your foreign money units is only like £4
Exchange rate jokes :(

Hope you get it sorted mate.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Other way round with the way stirling is dying....
Ta! Rage levels are slowly subsiding.
Anyone remember Stressed Eric and his vein that would strangle him when he got the rage?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Yes, yes I do.
I don't really understand why the Australian postal service is involved in your application for a UK passport at all.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)
# The embassy sold the processing to them.
They get $50 per application while the embassy could lay off staff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Australia Post is involved in a lot of odd things
For example, they own a large patisserie franchise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)
# whatta buncha dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Just to add to that.
The consulate-general's email address is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)
# I have encountered similar:
Death by spoons is too good for them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Oh christ...
"Nah, mate, you can't kill people here with that spoon. It's not been countersigned."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)
# balls.
at least it didn't cost you the 280.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Aye, there's that.
I've lowered the DEFRAGE level to DEFRAGE 3: dark muttering.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Colonel, there is one important thing you should know:
It's shit here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Only the bureaucracy.
Much like everywhere else.
Otherwise, it's been grand so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# I beg your pardon.
Perhaps it's wonderful here, and I've merely misperceived it for all these decades.

What's so unshit about it, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# I've made some good friends here.
The scenery's great, the wildlife is great, the transport in Sydney's very good. People aren't quite so hard-line conservative as some places I've been. Sure, it's got some issues, but it's definitely no worse than Blighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Hahaha, I thought we were talking about Blighty.
What cuntry are we talking about, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Paradise.
England's orrible.

(Although the people one's with can change the circumstances to a remarkable degree)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Certainly.
The friends I had in Bern just about made it bearable for a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Very true.
I met a Schwitz-Deutsch girl called Esther Fuchs in France, and it took nearly a week for the juvenile pleasure in her name to wear off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:01, archived)
# yeah well one of my undergrads' names is Poon
 
uhhhuuhhhuuhhhuuhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Bloody hell.
How can you cope?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)