Ha!
Van Chuck chopped the left ear off everyone in the world and gave them to his girlfriend.
Van Chuck sold every painting he ever made bar one.
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:10,
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Van Chuck sold every painting he ever made bar one.
untill he realised it would go up to a mere £1.32 for 2 litres at ASDA
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:12,
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Well, crap cider is always going to be cheap
so maybe I just need to cheapen my taste buds...with crack. The tax on that hasn't changed, has it?
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:13,
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don't worry
the suppliers in the booze industry always get pressured to absorb most if not all of the duty increase by the multiple grocers
/industry blog
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16,
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/industry blog
Kind of good to hear
but not good for the pubs? It makes me want to hit Darling more than usual.
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:17,
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Van Chuck blunted 4 chainsaws, 18 kitchen knives and 7 straight-edge razors before the ear finally came off.
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