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# i met ian wright at a nightclub and insulted him
i also met kerry katona. i didn't do anything to her, as murder is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:07, archived)
# well, do tell,
what was the insult?
(AMadDayYes, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# he was wearing a green and white striped shirt
and acting like god's gift. he asked me if i thought he looked handsome. i said "actually, you look like a fucking deckchair."
i think he was more annoyed at his friend laughing his arse off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# having caught about 15 mins of "live at studio 5" a few weeks ago
i must congratulate and thank you.
edit: even more so now you've given details. top job!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I have been told to fuck of by both Lemmy and John Noakes
and I was seven when noakes dis'd me.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:17, archived)
# i can understand that coming from Lemmy
but Noakes? what a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# ^this
you never forget the first time an adult tells you to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)