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# *ba-dum tish!*
We should end the routine on a music-hall song
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, archived)
# Wait a minute
Where's mi washboard?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Well, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He's got facking cancer
Now what you fink of that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:25, archived)
# My old man's a Duke
He wears a dukal hat
He's never met the working class
Or seen a council flat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:29, archived)
# Ooooaaaaaaw,
My old man's a dustman
He's got cancer too
Silly fackin' arsehole
He's got it up his flue

(Not original btw, folks - I'm quoting Derek & Clives's 'Come Again')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Mine was Spitting Image:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:37, archived)
# Well, there's something to buy, then.
Even better than free jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)